May 2009
The Untamed Umbrella
Right.
BAD UMBRELLA PEOPLE!
YOU FIENDS!
Whilst strutting upon a clearly BUSY city bolourvard, DON’T use your umbrella as a weapon. It is unetiquette. Your forefathers moaning in their graves/ urns/ seabed/ whatever.
And here’s a theory to ponder: Becasue Queensland (AUS, for all you international readers; becasue i know you number in the many) is such a ‘Sunshine State’...
rawr.
Cherrybomb
Leonard Nimoy Photography
Just when I thought he couldn’t be anymore amazing.
University
Five hundred blistering toenails
Irritation level four, Room 416.
Five hundred eyes starring
at the cheezle-shaped birth mark
right between your eyes,
to the left of your father’s hairline,
inside your mother’s imagination.
Become accustomed.
Intermediate current, the end of a beginning.
Not a noun, but a verb.
University.
