May 2010
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, I tried to last longer by thinking of fat, hairy, man nipples. I came faster. FML
“I’m so happy Usher is dancing and making music again.”
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“You always feel like you are the only one in the world, like everyone else is crazy for each other, but it’s not true. Generally, people don’t like each other very much. And that goes for friends, too.”
—Miranda July (via cairparavel) (via myheadisinthestars)
